September 19, 1974
"It was a beautiful pool before you stocked it, coach"
"(Expletive Deleted)"
"Let's see now... that's earrings for Pat, bracelets for Tricia and Julie... acupuncture needles for George Meany..."
"No way! We're just going to have to have a bigger foundation garment"
Peking shopping list
"No more ballast - just bring me a shovel"
"The tax laws are fair"