October 27, 1999
Chameleon" slow moving, can shoot out its tongue for a distance nearly equal to its length; eyeballs move independently of each other; skin cahnges color depending on mood as we;; as surrounding conditions; has been thought to live on air"
October 19, 1999
"Comedy Club"
August 30, 1992
"Field of bad dreams"
July 18, 1992
"I love that guy"
June 14, 1992
"The first question is addressed to the audience is there a democratic candidate in the house"
June 1, 1992
You are getting sleepy
May 8, 1992
"Hi. I'm Ross and I'm going to be your waitperson. Now try to guess what's on the menu"
April 26, 1992
"It's something I've always wanted a democracy of my own"
March 11, 1992
"Then while the republicans and democrats are diverted by conventions we sneak in and drop the perot team smack dab into the oval office"