January 5, 1988
"S.S. Reaganomics"
January 6, 1987
"Domestic programs"
January 31, 1984
"Senator Proxmire's on our case again - we won the golden fleece award for publishing these rules for playing the game 'King of the hill'"
January 10, 1983
"However I am happy to report we have cut down our use of paper clips"
November 21, 1982
"O.K., O.K. - but first, how about a little something to give us some quick energy?"