February 27, 2007
"Best performance by an Oscar"
March 22, 1994
"U.S. Senate"
April 13, 1983
"He's taking the day off"
March 1, 1973
Marlon Brandon rejects Academy Award for Best Actor
Best supporting role
"I can't believe Henry kissinger wasn't even nominated"
"...Presenting awards for most wasteful spending department, best supporting junkateer, silliest research project, etc, etc..."