October 11, 2007
"We are American Airlines"
May 6, 2007
"Iraq War"
September 3, 1997
"What makes paparazzi chase celebrities"
March 30, 1997
"Mt. Medicare"
February 15, 1997
Fatal car crash
February 13, 1997
F-16 fighter jet that came too close to a commercial airliner
July 21, 1996
"Gender Bender Repair"
April 16, 1994
"Friendly fire"
May 14, 1991
"Bring a shovel! There's been a terrible accident with the starting pistol."
May 7, 1991
"Stand back. Quite by accident, I've discovered a new shock treatment."
August 31, 1988
"The Air Force says it will not give up air shows because they're such great public relations gimmicks"
December 31, 1987
"Drunk driving"
March 30, 1979
"The emisson levels are about what we expected in a situation like this"
"The car's phone is still working but the driver went dead"
"The car phone's still working but the driver went dead"
"it strikes me that we should have read it before now"
"Want me to call you a tow truck?"
"Wow! Do you know what that does to your actuarial sales?"