May 4, 2000
"Su casa es mi Bombing Range"
February 14, 1999
"The Allied Pilots Association"
November 6, 1993
AA
January 15, 1986
"This is your captain speaking - the crew and I are bailing out now. We hope you'll enjoy your flight on automatic pilot. Have a nice trip and thank you for flying Gramm-Rudman"
August 12, 1984
"We're being hijacked"
April 23, 1984
"After you learn to solo, first thing you know you'll have earned your parachute"
December 6, 1982
"Somebody came by and offered this guy a job -but we was too smart to fall into that trap"
March 5, 1982
"Hey, I should have thought of that"
We're sort of being hijacked
Pilots
woman inside the plane has a surprised face
"Do we have a rule that says carry-on baggage must be accompanied by a passenger?"
"We're sort of being hijacked - one of the passengers is demanding that you land the plane on time at our scheduled destination"
Pilots and flight attendant