August 17, 2008
"Russia"
March 25, 2007
"Future home of eagle mountain lake park"
November 16, 2006
"I suppose it's okay if they can survive on vegetables"
March 23, 2000
"Haven't you heard about Ed Belfour?"
June 17, 1998
"U.S. census"
March 8, 1998
"Noah's ark, revised and abridged"
November 26, 1997
"Visitors jam national parks"
October 28, 1997
"Upside down bull"
May 17, 1997
"If you allow females on board, won't it create problems?"
December 21, 1995
"Communist footprints"
October 20, 1995
"Zoo"
March 5, 1995
"Congress revised the endangered species list"
May 22, 1992
"Hmmm… an appointment to the parks and wildlife commission … I could live with that"
November 14, 1991
"Too bad about the talking dog"
December 24, 1987
"After filling all the orders for partridges, turtle doves, french hens, calling birds, and geese, we're looking at a big drop in egg production"
October 20, 1987
"Bear walking away"
January 17, 1985
"Does your horse know the parade is on Saturday this year?"
March 13, 1984
"He'd really like to get into some abstract stuff like tax reform, but by now everybody knows there's no such animal"
"Dumb U"
A sketch of Noah's Arc and the animals going up the platform.
"Happy hour is four to six"
"ZIP Out of pastepot by mistake"
"I say it's a quota system , and I say quota sustems won't work"