December 31, 1987
"Drunk driving"
March 27, 1986
Welcome to Harlingen, Texas
January 6, 1986
"The average car has 2.47 defects - so far, we've found two of yours - the engine and the warranty"
December 27, 1985
"I see Reagan agreeing to a tax increase in 1986"
February 5, 1985
"Oil price cuts"
December 31, 1984
"We still have a two-for-one special"
November 12, 1981
"What would it cost to wire it for sound?"
March 11, 1981
Highway funds
September 11, 1980
"Good. We can say our tests show it will seat six people in moderate comfort"
May 2, 1980
"Everybody's coming down a notch- for instance, this one belonged to a little old lady who gave it up for a moped"
"No way, the pickle and onion are bundled with the lettuce and tomato"