August 24, 2004
"Talking head veterans for groupthink"
March 21, 2003
"Pre-emptive war"
October 22, 2002
"I'd rather be working"
February 9, 2001
"Tunnel of tax cuts"
November 12, 2000
"Ladies day at the Trent Lott house of horrors"
November 7, 2000
"The surplus monster"
November 19, 1997
"Union Pacific merger"
October 7, 1997
"A rising tide lifts two out of three boats"
September 15, 1996
"Dole"
September 3, 1995
"Dole's Ark Newt's Ark"
September 4, 1994
"Water full of boats for Haiti and Cuba, and one boat with Uncle Sam"
June 5, 1994
"D-day"
July 28, 1993
"Flood insurance claims"
July 9, 1993
"MississississississississississississississIppi!"
August 10, 1986
"House of Representatives lost touch with reality"
January 8, 1985
"Water Crisis"
April 18, 1984
"We'd be having second thoughts about this harbor mining operation if we'd had any first thoughts to begin with"
January 1, 1981
"Row row row your boat …"
November 9, 1979
Relax! Enjoy the moment! We can work out the details later"
July 26, 1979
"They're lists of possible sponsors - we're to fillout the accompanying applications in triplicate and set them afloat in the bottles which will arrive with the next pre-rescue missions"
March 12, 1976
"You shouldn’t have done that, I was already letting the water out this end"
August 5, 1975
"Well, according to our map, we're crossing eagle mountain lake"
"Gee I cant remember if it's my day to fish and your day to cut biat, or your day to fish and my day to cut bait"
"The lake dwellers"
