January 31, 2006
"Piece of cake "
March 29, 2005
"CEO could spend the rest of his life in prison"
April 22, 1999
"Tarrant County Commissioners"
October 27, 1992
"Everything is under control, inspector perot, except for you"
July 4, 1991
"Make a wish"
June 12, 1984
"Texas air control board"
January 1, 1984
"Meeting's adjourned! Heavens to betsy. I hope we're not late for Alice's Tea Party!"
November 10, 1982
"Caught in the windfall profits tax act"
July 7, 1976
"I attribute my longevity to pretending I'm a government agency - they survive indefinitely"
"Happy 899th birthday"
"Sam, we made you the biggest"
"Happy birthday pelican bay"
"It's easy to spot the natives - they really go for that barbeque cake with bluebonnet icing"
"Piece of cake"
"We've been waiting for nine generations - don't you think it's time we had a piece of the cake?"
"About those recipes you gave me"
"It's a great place for revenue sharing, but I wouldn't want to live there"
" Then you jump out with your hands up and yell SURPRISE!"
"You can't have this and eat it too"
"Ol' Sam dash has a problem with this posponent, I think"