November 8, 2007
Get commissioners Jerry Patterson's soul for free!
February 12, 2006
"U.S Media"
February 16, 2005
"Irrational exuberant public pension fund investment"
January 8, 2002
"Wish upon a star"
February 27, 2001
"Thanks to computer dumping in landfills, we're enjoying a nice emprovement in mercury and lead levels"
May 9, 2000
"My sources say you have no privacy left to invade"
June 2, 1999
"The Hacker"
May 22, 1999
"Stock exchange"
April 30, 1999
On the computer
April 8, 1999
"Y2K"
November 17, 1998
"Bill gates runs out of RAM"
November 15, 1998
Agenda block
June 12, 1998
"January 1st, 2000"
May 12, 1998
"Microsoft"
May 13, 1997
"Oh, Come on - You have enough problems with showing signs of intelligence"
March 12, 1997
Medical computer records
February 8, 1997
Four stages of America online
June 24, 1995
"We noticed you have smut on your internet"
October 17, 1993
"Merger & Merger Information Superhighway"
April 27, 1993
"It eliminates secondhand smoke signals, we can store and retrieve messages, and it makes the EPA happy."
July 9, 1988
"Manana"
April 18, 1985
"They say the computer foul up is even worse in Philadelphia"
June 3, 1983
"My computer doesn’t understand me"
February 4, 1983
"First we put everything into the computer and when we arrive at a figure we draw a number out of the hat"
