August 1, 1982
"This is all yore fault Jim - youre the one who told him to put his foot down"
July 21, 1982
"November elections convene in the elbow room"
November 1, 1981
1981 Fort worth Star-Telegram
August 12, 1981
"Dear Abby"
May 21, 1981
"He's going to help me get rid of all my ugly cellulite"
January 31, 1981
Democrats and repbulicans
November 11, 1980
"That was urp delcious … what's for dessert"
June 30, 1980
Carter
April 11, 1980
Third party
November 2, 1979
"For the last time - I'm not your mama"
April 30, 1979
"New Hampshire"
January 18, 1979
"We should bring in a bumper crop…. Right sign of the moon, fertile soil, tested seed ..."
November 10, 1978
"What's for dessert?"
March 1, 1977
"I never thought the day would come when we'd be pannin' for water"
June 1, 1976
"Evenin', Mr. Jimmy - me and George just took a notion to sharecrop with you… "
December 18, 1974
"He's giving it one last chance to turn into a Tennessee Walkin' Horse"
December 10, 1974
"That was some party - did you see the way ol' Bob Strauss pinned the tail on the donkey? And the neck, the head, the ears, the legs..."
September 25, 1974
"O.K. folks - the line forms to the right, the left - and, hopefully, mostly to the center"
November 9, 1972
"Does it hurt when you laugh?"
August 22, 1972
"How about a political prisoner exchange, McCloskey for Connally?"
"Morales"
"Nuclear espionage"
Campaign finance 98
"It takes a family"
