"That emperor has no clothes!"
"Just for kicks, I brought home a copy of our school competency test for you to take"
"School bus stop"
"We're prepared to make this sacrifice in the name of education - does anybody here know how to count to three?"
"We did request a move back to basics"
"We're graduating another class raised more on television than on books"
"How does Saturday afternoon football compare with Saturday morning cartoons in educational value and level of violence?"
"When its got class to begin with, it always comes back in style"
Graduates
"You tell your teacher your education is her job"
"The republican plan for school financing"
"It's an alternate concept in education, inspired by the annual State Board of Education textbook hearings"
"State legislature's Impossible Dreams Committee plan for Texas education reform"
"Public opinion pollsters school"