July 13, 2008
"Whiners anonymous"
May 28, 2008
Then came the great gas price trauma of 2008...
April 10, 2008
"Gas"
March 4, 2008
"Despair management"
August 30, 2005
"Last chance bankruptcy"
October 3, 2004
"Out of gas"
October 30, 2001
"Uncle Sam goes trick-or-treating"
October 23, 2001
"We have ninety seven percent of world hindsight reserves"
July 7, 2000
"Financing Plan"
July 6, 1997
"It's easier to give directions since the government quit telling the farmers what to grow"
November 23, 1996
"Texaco"
May 5, 1996
"Oil bidness"
February 14, 1995
"Private militias"
October 2, 1993
"Clintonmobile"
May 25, 1993
"Go back six miles and turn left at the crossroads. Drive through the oil patch until you come to a lake. Jump in it."
June 24, 1992
Supreme Court
August 24, 1990
the American Dream
August 8, 1990
Oilco International
August 4, 1990
Mideast
September 13, 1989
"See? Its enviornmentallly stabalized . The oil spill poses no further threat to these fish and wild life"
July 1, 1989
Big oil
April 22, 1989
"Resume"
March 31, 1989
"Shoreline Estates Alaska"
December 10, 1987
"OPEC meeting, they're just out of a session on oil production quotas"