August 30, 2007
"Official poverty lines, U.S. Govt"
January 28, 2007
"Dr Deciders Chicken Soup Health Plan Chicken Free"
July 13, 2004
"Fight for human rights in Sudan"
March 23, 2001
"There's arsenic in our water?"
July 2, 2000
Medicare
June 13, 2000
"Prescription Drug prices"
April 26, 2000
"I hear there's a bipartisan move in the senate that would let us keep 100% of what we have left..."
May 6, 1999
"Privacy loss a growing problem"
January 25, 1997
"Soluble fiber may reduce the risk of heart attack. I don't think its effect on saber-toothed tiger attack has been studied"
November 24, 1995
"Air pollution control, Texas style"
October 28, 1995
"Cool prizes from tabacco companies"
June 22, 1995
"We checked with your HMO. It covers all treatment except profit-threatening situations"
January 14, 1993
President Bush leaves office with a clean bill of health, except for a hyperactive trigger finger.
December 9, 1992
"You're going to be fine, but your health insurance policy didn't make it"
September 11, 1991
"We have studies of fruit flies, mice, hamsters, frogs, monkeys and men with this condition - But medical research using women as subjects just never occurred to anybody"
August 20, 1991
"We have diagnosed your health problem, Mikhail. It is due to complications brought on by article 127, clause 7, of the soviet constitution."
February 12, 1989
"don't worry we'll get you to the bank in no time"
February 10, 1989
"cheeseburger, fries, chocolate shake… and hold the cholesterol"
January 5, 1989
"Ah yes, you have court coordinators syndrome. You should stay away from the county courthouse until this clears up."
June 19, 1988
"Another disturbing discovery!"
February 7, 1988
"Think Twice"
January 17, 1988
"This is more serious than we expected its not just a simple weekend in Bermuda we'll have to go for the Mercedes"
September 16, 1986
"Seeds of faith multiply"
December 1, 1985
"It says here that the president got a check-up"
