September 11, 1992
"Health care USA"
February 9, 1992
"Prices are subject to change without notice"
January 13, 1992
"Does anybody here know how to administer tax credits"
June 19, 1991
"Perhaps it was wrong for us to take medicare payments out of social security checks when people didn't owe anything."
April 6, 1991
"I'm afraid you have medicaid. It is a very serious condition. There is no known payment of my usual fee"
June 27, 1990
"You're fine."
October 10, 1989
"Castastrophic care"
February 12, 1989
"don't worry we'll get you to the bank in no time"
February 21, 1988
"Super candidate"
January 17, 1988
"This is more serious than we expected its not just a simple weekend in Bermuda we'll have to go for the Mercedes"
October 19, 1987
"We're charging you with possession of a can of beans and two warm socks, which automatically reduces your next welfare check"
March 15, 1987
"Rising costs of medical care"
December 16, 1986
"Administration studies side effects of treatment for the Medigap"
February 19, 1986
"Oh, dear - I'm afaraid your insurance won't pay for pre-existing conditions - like this lousy health care policy"
October 21, 1985
"Mediquick"
October 10, 1983
"Hospital Admissions"
September 5, 1983
"You press this little button if you need anything - we have registered nurses and bankruptcy attorneys on call at all times"
October 15, 1982
"Anybody want a cup of coffee? There'll be about another eight year wait before the clinic opens"
September 15, 1982
"Im from Hickery Dickery pace makers inc. Doc I'd like to show you our new model…"
August 10, 1982
"Your doctor prescribed shock treatments, so I'm taking you by our business office to look at your bill"
July 1, 1982
"ERA"
July 1, 1981
"Our preliminary tests indicate a collapsed wallet. We're working on a course of treatment for you"
January 17, 1980
"We won't need the anesthetic - she passed out when I told her what the gold crown would cost"
November 19, 1979
"Notify the front desk the patient has been moved to the floor above"
