November 1, 2006
"Alternative History"
November 22, 2005
"Correction of history/border fenced at Plymouth rock"
November 26, 2002
"Purpose of your visit?"
November 22, 2001
"Pilgrims and Native Americans at the airport"
March 11, 1999
"Indian trust funds"
February 24, 1999
November 23, 1995
"Vegetarian Pizza"
November 24, 1994
"Gambling at the Thanksgiving feast"
November 25, 1993
"Over the river and through the woods - you can't miss it."
April 27, 1993
"It eliminates secondhand smoke signals, we can store and retrieve messages, and it makes the EPA happy."
April 16, 1993
"I'm ready for a nap. Let's play branch davidians and the FBI."
November 26, 1992
"Here they come - minority groups, religious and economic refugees"
October 14, 1992
"Space exploration, 2092"
November 28, 1991
"The first thanksgiving"
July 7, 1991
"How the west was"
August 5, 1984
"Antiacid rain dance"
November 24, 1983
"Remember now this is a social occasion don’t bring up any of that residential zoning business"
January 23, 1983
"No kidding, Mr. watt- you first noticed it right after being exposed to an old indian cure on your environment?"
January 12, 1983
"You don't happen to have one that works on stuff like highway funding and redistricting plans do you?"
September 12, 1982
"Yankee go home"
October 13, 1981
"I cant read it either. I think its secretary Watt disposing of another batch of air pollution regulations"
October 21, 1980
"It burns me up that nobody told us that they were coming"
November 27, 1975
"That was a wonderful repast, ladies - now if you'll excuse us, We'd like to talk a little business"
"The weather bureau is on the tom-tom again"
