December 7, 2007
"The museum of nuclear threats"
October 30, 2007
"Bomb Iran"
April 28, 2006
"Mushroom cloud"
August 14, 2005
"Iran mocking the U.S."
April 28, 2000
"Democracy"
November 6, 1997
"I plan to take them to a chop shop"
August 20, 1992
"Bosnia Herzegovina? We can't be the world's police man unless we're in the mood"
December 10, 1991
"Dear president Reagan: this is to acknowledge receipt of the secret shipments of American made arms via Israel"
July 14, 1991
"The Iran-contra forecast calls for CIA tapes with a 100% chance of new evidence."
July 10, 1991
"Will you tell us if we're getting warm?"
April 19, 1991
Iran
April 10, 1991
"The kurds"
December 25, 1990
"Our satellites have detected stockpiles of conventional weapons and nerve gas as well as a huge cache of bob hope jokes dating back as far as world war II"
April 11, 1990
"Iran-contra"
April 12, 1989
"Now we're on a national security maintenance schedule and we plan to keep that unsightly accountability off for good!"
February 17, 1989
"Book review day with the Iranian Literacy Society"
July 28, 1988
"The war is over"
July 21, 1988
"We tried for chapter 2, but it's not for morale and military bankruptcy, so we had to settle for U. N. resolution 598"
January 30, 1988
"Albatross wearing candidate around its neck"
December 3, 1987
"Hold your head up, man you mustn't associate with the likes of him!"
November 19, 1987
"These people are hysterical - they cant tell difference between a president whos asleep at the switch and one who can get the job done with his eyes closed"
October 14, 1987
"It's looking good. No proof has surfaced that George was aware of the diversion of iranscam money to the contras or of the diversion of his residence from Texas"
July 8, 1987
No smoking
May 24, 1987
Iraq
