September 14, 1979
"Eat, drink, and be merry ..."
August 10, 1979
"You'll have to leave, Ma- my friend here says this town ain't big enough for the two of you"
June 15, 1979
"We did the right thing, you know, voting down that pay raise for ourselves - it should indicate to our constituents that we're aware of our duty to be prudent, fiscally reponsible guardians of the public trust"
June 2, 1979
"Just look at the length of that line!"
May 30, 1979
"…and lastly, to that dedicated public servant, molder and shaper of future generation… a genunie simulated veto by Governor Clements… and lots a luck..."
May 29, 1979
"I was impressed with your last campaign in my district, Senator Slipstream -remember, you took over my job for a week"
May 22, 1979
"Wanted (12) killers bees (twelve)"
May 3, 1979
"Well, the session is about to end … again, I get this sense of déjà vu…"
March 21, 1979
"That's an impressive quote, Senator.. 'the lesson of the holocaust will never be forgotten' … is that for the record?"
March 9, 1979
"I hope you'll take note - there's no arm-twisting involved here"
January 10, 1979
"Hey, I bet that's one of those funny things that happen on the way to the forum"
November 20, 1978
"They're all yours, governor… did I mention that they're self-winding?"
September 22, 1978
"Henceforth, when hiring staff members, get the tallest ones you can find - we need to justify the sixteen foot ceilings in the new senate office building"
July 13, 1978
"Why don’t we just amend the constitution to say that we can have our cake and eat it too?"
April 4, 1978
"Social Security tax increase"
February 1, 1977
"See if you can solve this exciting puzzle... and win a substantial pay increase for your congressman... Members of congress are not required to enter in order to win"
November 30, 1976
"It's winter recess- do you know where your congressman is?"
August 9, 1976
"The outrage of pay scales that discriminate on the basis of sex will of course not be tolerated by this August body - present company excepted -"
May 25, 1976
"Can't type, can't file, no business experience? In the light of recent developments we haven't been getting much call lately for girls with your particular qualifications"
May 24, 1976
"That shows you that the real power is in the legislative branch of the government…"
February 25, 1976
"Underemployment is a growing problem in our society"
September 2, 1975
"In order to get A better understanding of the your problems,congressman, I've decided to take over your Job on my vacation nexy week"
December 17, 1974
"That's another one I'd love to have for my collection"
December 2, 1974
"If they adopt that rule, next season we'll have designated splitters"
