Senator Williwa
"Forget ethics, our lesson for today is on situational economics"
"All the world's a stage, John"
"Safety requirement-sniffing dogs being used by senators Gramm and Mccain."
"Senator Slipstream"
"The way things ought not to be"
"The stocking is hung by the chimney with care"
"Senate reform"
"The chemical weapons ban treaty will just have to wait Senators Helms is busy holding his breath until he turns purple"
"Brother, can you spare a constitutional amendment"
"No arm twisting involved"
"Your momma's on the phone, Senator Gramm. Wants to know what you called Dickie Armey and his budget and she wants to know now"
"Senator Gurney"
"When hiring staff members, get the tallest ones you can find"
"It's Senator Hutchison-there must be a train coming"
"Just vote yea or nay"
"We have to get rid of Buggsy"
"It's Tom DeLay"
"These pens that we signed our impatial justice pledges with"
"Senator Hutchison finds the district attorney, the grand jury, and the Democrats guilty, as sin and sentences them to life as personal flunkies to herself"
Speakers fees
"Tell my advance team to set up a public event for me"
"It's winter recess- do you know where your congressman is?"
"Senate cloak room"
