May 8, 1997
Your momma's on the phone
June 21, 1995
"Phil Gramm"
May 19, 1995
"What unspeakable act would earn that Scarlet Letter?"
May 10, 1995
"Senator Gramm threw himself to the conservatives Christians. And they threw him back"
August 10, 1994
"I would never ask you to choose between me and medicare, momma"
October 19, 1993
"Gramm Health Care Plan"
July 31, 1993
"Senator Gramm"
December 1, 1992
"Forget ethics, our lesson for today is about situational economics"
July 13, 1990
"National Rifle Association of America (NRA)"
March 3, 1990
"Clean air doesn’t have to cost hundreds of thousands of jobs."
January 28, 1986
“I didn’t think Gramm-Rudman-Hollings would affect me, but that was before I started explaining it to people who didn’t think it would affect them”
January 15, 1986
"This is your captain speaking - the crew and I are bailing out now. We hope you'll enjoy your flight on automatic pilot. Have a nice trip and thank you for flying Gramm-Rudman"
January 2, 1986
"Now here's my plan - we exorcise his devils, and at the same time we drive the stake through his heart"
August 17, 1984
"Gramm-Doggett race"
September 20, 1981
"No, thanks. We intend to stay with this game plan as long as it's successful"
May 12, 1981
"Want to hear an interesting theory? If I hadn't been here, you wouldn't have heard it fall"
"Safety requirement-sniffing dogs being used by senators Gramm and Mccain."
"Your momma's on the phone, Senator Gramm. Wants to know what you called Dickie Armey and his budget and she wants to know now"
"We have to get rid of Buggsy"
"Tell my advance team to set up a public event for me"
"Forget ethics, our lesson for today is on situational economics"
