January 1, 1994
"Parachute Some Assembly Required"
February 26, 1993
"Of course, we modify it by replacing the explosives with beans and potatoes."
September 8, 1988
"Hey, this is cool"
April 23, 1984
"After you learn to solo, first thing you know you'll have earned your parachute"
May 1, 1975
"Easy, there"
"Do golden parachutes float?
"Mr. Vice President, how do you feel about the rumors you'll be dropped?"