November 11, 1998
"Leadership charm school"
November 8, 1998
"I think we're lost"
April 15, 1998
Income taxes can be filed on a postcard"
December 1, 1997
"National endowment for the arts"
July 19, 1997
"Dick Armey denies having a hand in the plot to oust Newt Gingrich"
July 13, 1997
"Dick Armey in concert"
May 8, 1997
Your momma's on the phone
December 14, 1996
"Dick Armey says he's not running for President"
February 23, 1996
"Dick Armey helps Newt Gingrich explain that a way will be found to pay government obligations"
July 6, 1995
"Flat Tax"
January 31, 1995
"Long list of excuses for using a word from his long list of words that he never uses"
December 7, 1994
"Representative Dick Armey considers using the car and driver that come with the majority leader's job"
August 13, 1994
"Congressman Dick Armey and the two branches of government"
April 6, 1990
"I just don't think I can stand to listen to another critique of the national endowment for the arts by Dick Armey"
March 29, 1988
"Minus Hart, minus Babbit, minus Simon, minus Gephardt, minus Gore… okys Dukakis equals… Jackson?"
January 10, 1988
"I think its worse than the caucus of 84' but most of them will melt as soon as they hit the ground"
December 16, 1987
" Hart"
October 25, 1987
"What does the historical marker say?"
October 14, 1987
"Say, buddy, where can a fellow go in this town to find a nice platonic relationships?"
March 25, 1986
LaRouchie Oligarch Control
January 31, 1986
"Rise and shine, Congressman Armey - we like to complete our ablutions in the reflecting pool before the tourists start showing up."
January 7, 1986
"Hi, I'm Gary Hart, and I'm either running for president or moving to Ireland to write books"
December 10, 1985
"He is!"
September 11, 1984
"Abolish social security"