November 11, 1998
"Leadership charm school"
November 8, 1998
"I think we're lost"
April 15, 1998
Income taxes can be filed on a postcard"
December 1, 1997
"National endowment for the arts"
July 19, 1997
"Dick Armey denies having a hand in the plot to oust Newt Gingrich"
July 13, 1997
"Dick Armey in concert"
May 8, 1997
Your momma's on the phone
December 14, 1996
"Dick Armey says he's not running for President"
February 23, 1996
"Dick Armey helps Newt Gingrich explain that a way will be found to pay government obligations"
July 6, 1995
"Flat Tax"
January 31, 1995
"Long list of excuses for using a word from his long list of words that he never uses"
December 7, 1994
"Representative Dick Armey considers using the car and driver that come with the majority leader's job"
August 13, 1994
"Congressman Dick Armey and the two branches of government"
April 6, 1990
"I just don't think I can stand to listen to another critique of the national endowment for the arts by Dick Armey"
April 20, 1988
"Persian gulf"
January 31, 1986
"Rise and shine, Congressman Armey - we like to complete our ablutions in the reflecting pool before the tourists start showing up."
December 10, 1985
"He is!"
September 11, 1984
"Abolish social security"
June 30, 1981
"Iran"
April 14, 1980
Puppet government
December 20, 1979
"Yesterday you said the U.S.A. was responsible for Iran's problems..."
December 1, 1979
"I'm positive - always before, that was eat, and the sun came up over there"
November 1, 1979
"Now here's my plan"
"You're a fountain of wisdom, O Ayatollah - it is sheer military genius to prepare to fight the satanic forces..."
