December 5, 2002
"Henry Kissinger and the case of his own secret client list"
January 30, 1998
"All the presidents' women"
January 30, 1992
"The Grassy Knoll"
November 2, 1988
"Liberal Kennedy"
January 17, 1984
"Return of the lonesome cowboy"
October 1, 1983
"Central America"
July 19, 1983
"Now here's my plan Henry you walk softly; I carry the big stick and if I want your advice , I'll ask for it"
January 14, 1981
"You have to admire henry kissinger"
November 18, 1980
"Henry kissinger"
June 21, 1980
"Do you think you could have thrown it out in your G.O.P platform speech? I noticed you were listing to the right"
January 1, 1980
Kennedy
October 25, 1979
"Ve should respond firmly to Cuba und de Soviets ..."
January 3, 1979
"Report of the Warren Commission"
March 15, 1978
"Just try to squeeze into it one more time Henry-at this point in time I don’t think we can let it out much more"
August 3, 1976
"Meddling in absentian affairs now, I suppose… is Absentia anywhere near Angola?"
March 12, 1976
"You shouldn’t have done that, I was already letting the water out this end"
March 5, 1976
"Watch the birdie"
March 1, 1976
"Henry 1976"
February 23, 1976
"You want to try it? It's something we picked up in the West Indies- you're only as ole as you feel, Henry"
January 1, 1976
"I think I can… I think I can… I think I can"
December 1, 1975
"I thust hope it's true dat ven you've seen two you've seen dem all"
October 21, 1975
"I've got that one down pat- what I need to work on is my chance for the Détente of my uncle"
October 1, 1975
"Say, Kisinger,Henry ,do you suppose it loses something in translation "
"But first,a public service message- The following program is intended for a immature audience ony, and maybe injurious to your tradional moral values"