February 22, 1997
"China"
January 9, 1994
"Patriot, villian, patriot"
November 25, 1980
"The widow mao does not desire to take a number"
January 29, 1979
"…then the president proposes a moment of silence for Chairman Mao ... and eighteen and half minuter of silence for former President Nixon"
November 28, 1978
"I take it they’ve held a recount?"
April 12, 1976
"That’s an average performance for an old China- watcher, nobody's ever been able to read the bottom line"
February 20, 1976
"He had some second thoughts"
December 1, 1975
"I thust hope it's true dat ven you've seen two you've seen dem all"
"Easy phrases in Chinese"
"So our experts agree that the only immediate certainty is in improvement in the unemployment picture in the U.S.-we'll be needing more China experts"
"Piao! You're dead"
"I'm afraid the substantive thing he brought back is Hoofer and Mao disease"
"Chairman Mao now swims the yangtze underwater"