February 26, 1984
"Leaving New Hampshire"
January 31, 1984
"Senator Proxmire's on our case again - we won the golden fleece award for publishing these rules for playing the game 'King of the hill'"
July 1, 1975
"I'm glad you asked that question, George - But I'm sorry you don't know the answer"
July 5, 1972
"I see a rather eventful second week in July for you - also, I think I've found the source of your arithmetical difficulties"
"Watergate caper"
"He's not reacting the way he ought to "
"I ain't spotted any trend unless it's to let George do it"
"Whatever happens when you turn it on,I ain't gonna like it"
"New hampshire primary"
"They claim it's a bigger strike than 1848"
"Dirty Tricksters 1972"
"Nixon and McGovern almost agree on the reruns issue: Nixon don't approve of T.V reruns , and McGovern Don't approve of Nixon Reruns"
"It's great to live in a country where you have a choice"
"There's a Tom Somebody to see you Mr. Meany"
"Well, I guess we'll find out in November if we've put it all together or torn it all apart"
"Return with your shield or upon it "
"That's the last one we've got in stock"
"A deadlocked convention is only the bad news, George-Now for the good news..."
What is a precinct convention anyway?
"Let's hold it in down in there, fellows-George is tryin' to write a speech"
"Lyndon B. Johnson brands McGovern and Shriver"
"Remarkable resemblance...can either one of them perform?"