November 6, 2003
"Why would CBS cance the Reagans? Doesn't everybody know how sausage , legislation, and mini series are made?"
November 16, 1994
"1996 presidential election Republican candidates"
May 11, 1994
Standing firm
December 17, 1992
"All of a sudden the Bush administration has agreed to expand the endangered species act"
August 22, 1992
"Bush Quayle/Truman/ Barbara"
August 18, 1992
"Welcome moderates"
July 23, 1992
"Honey I blew up the kid"
June 12, 1992
"Remember the only safe culture is abstinence from culture"
May 24, 1992
Dan Quayle
May 21, 1992
"I love to watch the three stooges"
February 7, 1992
"Bush Quayle"
May 15, 1991
"Nancy Reagan would have made us a good queen if the system hadn't failed her."
May 7, 1991
"Stand back. Quite by accident, I've discovered a new shock treatment."
April 20, 1991
"Do you think the number one problem facing the united states today is kitty kelley or nancy reagan?"
February 24, 1990
It helps a lot.
October 14, 1988
"Rape"
October 7, 1988
"Okay so you can't be Robert Redford and you can't be Jack Kennedy"
September 29, 1988
August 26, 1988
"George H. W. Bush"
August 20, 1988
"See? I told you Quayle would be a household words in no time"
June 29, 1987
"A line-item veto and a balanced budget amendment"
January 13, 1986
"I think I did okay at that last news conference..."
October 28, 1985
"A fashion crisis at the summit"
September 25, 1981
"Slice of frankfurter, dab of pickle relish, bit of mustard ..."