June 15, 2000
"Reform Party"
March 4, 2000
"I like McCain"
March 1, 2000
"Well, we didn't know he had a catholic brother"
February 26, 2000
"Composed of dense material and battered by many collisions"
February 13, 2000
"if it's bad enough for republicans, it's bad enough for democrats…"
October 18, 1999
"Proposition 18 would give members of the Texas Legislature a daily bop on the head for each existing amendment to the Texas constitution until they rewrite the Texas consitution"
February 19, 1999
"Anything in your past that would embarrass a candidate"
December 1, 1998
"George not running"
December 6, 1997
"End social promotion, elect Mauro governor"
December 14, 1996
"Dick Armey says he's not running for President"
November 7, 1996
"Wow - cats and dogs mixed with election analysts"
November 6, 1996
"Election '96"
October 16, 1996
"Let him who is without a comfortable lead in the polls be the first to throw a stone"
September 5, 1996
"Creation of an infomercial"
July 14, 1996
Late night league of women voters
March 1, 1996
"Bob Dole finally reveals his campaign theme"
October 26, 1995
Colin Powell
October 1, 1995
"Peacock"
August 14, 1995
"Campaign finance reform"
July 27, 1995
"Is Bob Dole too old to be president?"
May 9, 1995
"Polititians don’t hire illegals - Politicians' spouses hire illegals"
November 10, 1994
Exit polls
October 25, 1994
"If it's fixed, break it!"
