May 12, 1992
"The buck stopped with LBJ"
May 8, 1992
"Hi. I'm Ross and I'm going to be your waitperson. Now try to guess what's on the menu"
May 6, 1992
"Don’t ask me, I have no idea who put Dr. Donald Wildmon and brother Bob Tilton on each others prayer list"
May 2, 1992
PAC
April 26, 1992
"It's something I've always wanted a democracy of my own"
April 1, 1992
Tilton
March 29, 1992
"We've got to turn the bison around, and we've got to get the bison moving"
March 22, 1992
"You got another ultimatum, Saddam- RSVP only if accepting"
March 21, 1992
"Yeah. He was honest and thoughtful and not afraid to take unpopular positions"
March 19, 1992
"Bush not, Clinton not"
March 14, 1992
"Do you think polls are getting better or worse, or staying about the same?"
March 11, 1992
"Then while the republicans and democrats are diverted by conventions we sneak in and drop the perot team smack dab into the oval office"
February 25, 1992
"National Endowment for the Arts"
February 14, 1992
"There's an air of excitement here these days, taking into account that this is Tsongas Headquarters"
January 22, 1992
POLLS
January 3, 1992
"President Bush creates 21 jobs for Americans at taxpayer expense, by employing auto and industry executives to carry political baggage in Japan"
December 1, 1991
"Forsooth, chivalry must be dead"
October 15, 1991
"Supreme court"
August 22, 1991
"New world order"
August 20, 1991
"We have diagnosed your health problem, Mikhail. It is due to complications brought on by article 127, clause 7, of the soviet constitution."
July 3, 1991
"Need a shoehorn, Judge Thomas?"
September 26, 1990
It's called a "GIB" it doesnt want to face in either direction.
September 23, 1990
"Vote "Yes" or "No" by calling one of the numbers on your screen"
August 25, 1990
"Please replace your bigots"