June 21, 1998
"Deep threat"
August 6, 1995
"Earth will be the surviving entity. Mars will become a subsidiary of Earth"
April 3, 1994
"White house security"
August 26, 1993
"Somalia Press Secret Raid Charters"
April 7, 1993
"For account information, press 1. For service information, press 2."
March 23, 1993
"It's frightening the way Koresh could get away with brainwashing people inside his compound."
November 1, 1992
"Ross for Boss"
February 15, 1991
"I can ring Mr. Saddam on the house phone for you but our policy does not allow us to give out his bunker number in the sub-basement"
November 18, 1990
Prior restraint
July 26, 1990
"Good editor!"