August 14, 1984
"Gender gap"
July 4, 1984
"Happy birthday"
June 26, 1984
"I am the captain of my soul"
January 30, 1984
"The Undergops"
August 28, 1983
"Texas"
July 24, 1983
"21 Billion farm Subsides"
May 19, 1983
Senate budget committee
April 26, 1983
"Texas Grand Old Party (GOP)"
April 18, 1983
"Reagan"
February 27, 1983
November 18, 1982
"Haven't you guys got any alternative game plans?"
November 4, 1982
"Leaving Texas"
October 31, 1982
"NCPAC"
September 1, 1982
"Cheer up - Ive been there it only hurts when they vote"
August 19, 1982
"Shut up and enjoy the parade I don’t want to hear another word about the clothes having no emperor"
August 1, 1982
"This is all yore fault Jim - youre the one who told him to put his foot down"
July 28, 1982
"GOP Tax cut delivery service"
July 21, 1982
"November elections convene in the elbow room"
June 14, 1982
"After carrying all of that water , we think you guys deserve a shower and a change"
February 11, 1982
"I tell you it's a freak accident. I remember seeing this movie once where the star was a flying elephant"
November 1, 1981
1981 Fort worth Star-Telegram
November 11, 1980
"That was urp delcious … what's for dessert"
July 3, 1980
"Sure, we want you to march in our parade - just remember to follow at a respectful distance"
May 13, 1980
Income taxes