August 27, 2006
"Pension, out of service"
March 30, 2006
"Elephants chat"
January 27, 2005
"The end is near"
December 7, 2004
"Bird in a nest"
January 8, 2002
"Wish upon a star"
December 16, 2001
"3 free throws with every purchase"
May 2, 2000
"Ride The BullBear Privatizer"
May 27, 1998
"Beanie babies"
February 18, 1998
"The Iraq plan"
November 19, 1996
"Boomer Retirement"
November 30, 1995
"Retire?"
April 14, 1994
"Son of tailhook: The retirement of admiral Kelso"
February 27, 1993
"Fidel Castro said he may retire in five years if our economy improves."
November 29, 1991
"As you know, our pension plan is underfunded, Hank"
March 9, 1986
Family financial planning: The Marcoses
January 16, 1986
"Hi! I had a great day at the office..."
June 20, 1983
"Military retirement plans costs six times as much as civilian plans over sixetten billion a year and growing at an alarming rate"
August 7, 1981
"Minimum Benefits"
September 26, 1979
"I was wondering if we could just skip the pension plan and take it all out in gold watches?"
December 1, 1977
"I don’t know what to think since Eric Sevareid retired"
June 1, 1977
"That's the rule, buddy - one dip to a customer - now beat it while I finish my snack"
April 6, 1976
"Eddie Altkopf Retirement Dinner"
October 22, 1974
"Mom and pop are retiring - they get the camper and sleeping bags - and we're taking over the family business"
January 28, 1974
"Say, Gerry, I thought they had retired that jersey"