"Guess what?"
A guy sitting in a recliner while holding an umbrella
"You're going to be fine"
"Patient's rights"
"Medicare"
"The litterbugs are gonna hate this one-a soft drink bottle that boomerangs"
"We checked with your HMO"
"The patient will see you now doctor- he's found you're suffering from obesity and he's prescribing a strict regimen"
"Start Your Engines"
Sketch of a doctor and a patient talking
"You have the right to remain untreated"
"The patient has been moved to the floor"
"Time for your rabbit's foot, horseshoe and four leaf clover"
"Smile, you are on medical record sharing"
"HMO Menu"
Time for medication
"Plutonium Memorial Hospital"
"We're all out of Appendectomys"
"Mediquick"