"This just in - Bill Gates has bought the rights to the alphabet"
"Hey, aren't you Bill Gates?"
"Willie says it's no big deal "Willie is going to appeal)"
Mr. Gates, Got any other ideas?
"The justice deparment charges microsoft with taking an unlawful advantage"
"Mirosoft finds the government breakup plan vague an ambigous"
Bill Gates falling with things
"No way, the pickle and onion are bundled with the lettuce and tomato"
Bill Gates falling