"Newt's convention bounce"
"It was wrong of those people to make a tape"
"Well, that's the whole point- anybody could probably do it using the tightrope"
"Newt curtails a giraffe chase to pursue other interests"
"We don't need a search warrant. We're acting in good faith. On a hot tip that you're the brains behind a plan to heist the fourth amendment"
"For overseas flights, we're required to ask you a couple of questions, Mr. Gingrich, did you pack your own baggage? Did anyone give you anything to take to China?"
"How about this, Newt- we let the government go back to work if you get a ride in the front seat on air force one?"
"Dick Armey, right, helps Newt Ginch explain that a way will be found to pay government obligations"
" Newton Gingrich has promised to bahave. You may come in for show and tell now, Newton"
"The trial Balloon"
"Give me a clue, Bob"
"Getting Health Insurance"
"Congress on c-span is fun! Watch this- I'm going to mute Newt Gingrich"
"There's been a change of plans, we're supposed to make it into an ark"
"Newt is biologically driven to go out and hunt Gaffs"
"Do they love me or what"
"Remember when you said if a balanced budget was a snake it would bite us, Newt?"
"A simple yes or no would do"
"The way things ought not to be"
"Don't want to hear about O.J."
"Does it bother you that Newt is two heartbeats away from the presidency"
"U.S foreign policy (Jerusalem)"
"On the other hand, I could submit incomplete, inaccurate and unreliable information"
"Newt delivers the eulogy"