May 21, 1999
Energizer bunny
May 14, 1999
"B. Yeltsin"
December 2, 1992
"Who wants to check it out? If it fogs the mirror, it's hibernating"
February 23, 1992
"I thought it was a bread line, but it's for autographed pictures of Bush winning the cold war"
February 11, 1992
"The authorities say we should go home. The system is not set up for protest yet"
February 2, 1992
"Hold it. I think it's flooded"
August 21, 1991
"We'd better get hold of the white house. There's something going on in the USSR it ought to know about."
May 10, 1991
"It is with deep regret that we announce the resignation of the soviet union as evil empire. The soviet union is leaving to pursue other interests - such as food."
February 17, 1991
"Good Lord! The Soviet Union has vanished!"
February 10, 1991
"The amazing Gorbachev"
January 18, 1991
"Okay, now roll over and play alive"
December 29, 1990
Moscow Pawn shop
November 27, 1990
"Greetings, mother Russia, from the reverend sun myung moon. He has selected himself to marry you"
October 17, 1990
"Tar"
September 21, 1990
"Correction: because of a philosphical error, the USSR has incorrectly been a Marxist state since 1917"
September 13, 1990
"Economic reform comes to the U.S.S.R."
August 12, 1990
USSR
January 7, 1990
"No fresh vegetables. "
December 10, 1989
"So how far is it from here, Mikhail?"
July 4, 1989
"you couldn't get away with this sort of thing in China or the Soviet Union"
April 27, 1989
"Glasnost"
May 28, 1988
"Power ties"
April 19, 1988
"CCCP"
March 14, 1988
"Armenia"
