November 13, 1979
"Will you marry me effective January 1 through June 30 each year..."
October 30, 1979
"Work for me? You bet! We'll have to be discreet ..."
May 22, 1979
"Wanted (12) killers bees (twelve)"
May 10, 1979
"Other than him, there ain't nobody here but us chickens"
March 6, 1979
"Have you noticed the terrific crosswinds?"
October 20, 1978
"I now pronounce you man and wife - and Mr. Philpot here now prounces you subject to a tax increase on your combined incomes"
August 16, 1978
"It's my original formula - only the name has been changed several times to protect me from the innocent - some of them were prone to take legal action"
August 10, 1978
"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is"
June 12, 1978
"Shut up and move over"
April 4, 1978
"Social Security tax increase"
December 1, 1977
"Tax Reform"
"Oh, good - you can still have the three martini lunch - with two straws"
November 1, 1977
"Because it's there"
June 1, 1977
"Uncle Sam's potluck parlor"
"To heck with it - today I'm going back to bed for 2 hours, 42 minutes"
April 5, 1976
"I suppose we'll have to give them credit for being the first in our block to adopt a simplified lifestyle"
January 14, 1976
"Federal Water Pollution Control Act of 1972"
January 1, 1975
"Now here's the triple option play I had in mind when the whistle blew"
September 24, 1974
"Now they might want to consider maintaining friendly relations with us taxpayers"
"No matter how you cut it, it's going to be tough"
"We're finally stirring up some interest in Form 4875"
