May 22, 1979
"Wanted (12) killers bees (twelve)"
March 9, 1979
"I hope you'll take note - there's no arm-twisting involved here"
February 23, 1979
"Problem: Billy had 8 apples"
February 5, 1979
"Driving the final spike a Fort Worth, Texas"
January 18, 1979
"We should bring in a bumper crop…. Right sign of the moon, fertile soil, tested seed ..."
November 20, 1978
"They're all yours, governor… did I mention that they're self-winding?"
September 29, 1978
Teague, Mahon, Paoge, , Burleson, Poage, Teague, Mahon, Burleson
August 2, 1978
"Hey, now that you mention it, I can think of a few reasons why we two should not be joined together"
July 21, 1978
"Love me, love my dog"
July 13, 1978
"Why don’t we just amend the constitution to say that we can have our cake and eat it too?"
May 9, 1978
"Really? I have a date with a dream, too"
December 1, 1977
"We've got to do something to call attention to our plight..."
October 1, 1977
"Say, listen, Pardner - I'm sorry I called you what I called you..."
July 1, 1977
"Tender Loving Care? Where did you get that idea? It means Terrifying Living Conditions"
May 1, 1977
"The bad news is that you were going over 55- the good news is that you were going under 70"
April 1, 1977
"Who can tell me how the state acquires a highway right of way?"
April 8, 1976
"May 1st Texas Primary"
November 1, 1975
"It appears he just can't stand to say goodbye"
June 5, 1975
"Legislature"
March 12, 1975
"I've been curious for some time about what the effect would be if the politicians succeeded in turning this country around"
February 25, 1975
"It's hard to drill into them northeasterners that they can't have their offshore oil and heat it too"
January 13, 1975
"Hey, ma, the sitter's here-do you think she's up to it"
"Danger, voter crossing"
"Vote, Saturday May 1st Texas Primary"
