December 16, 1980
"You know, Janey, I miss the political whirlwind"
May 15, 1980
"Maybe you've been working too hard"
June 15, 1979
"We did the right thing, you know, voting down that pay raise for ourselves - it should indicate to our constituents that we're aware of our duty to be prudent, fiscally reponsible guardians of the public trust"
June 28, 1978
Congress and Tax Revolt marriage
May 25, 1978
"Let it all hang out!"
May 16, 1978
"Personally, I never touch any of this stuff-just being around it all the time takes away my appetite"
November 1, 1977
"Because it's there"
June 1, 1977
"Energy plan"
April 1, 1977
"$ay the $ecret word, cap'n , and we won't leave you high and dry"
October 15, 1975
"That's the stuff that makes the world seem flat to us ordinary taxpayers"
August 13, 1975
"Politics as Usual"
February 11, 1975
"Isn't there some way to reconcile your theological differences so we can get to the soup"
February 3, 1975
"Federal and Pet project spending"
January 31, 1975
"...And now, live from the white house, the president in a fireside chat"
January 14, 1975
"Hazing the freshmen is traditional - however, they seem to have made some modifications this year"
December 23, 1974
"It's discouraging - we come up with a bill Ford is willing to sign and Gromyko vetoes it"
December 17, 1974
"That's another one I'd love to have for my collection"
December 13, 1974
"That pass is intended for you, Jerry"
December 9, 1974
"We're trying, congressman, but the prospects aren't good for finding you a Sagittarius-Capricorn on the cusp with blue eyes and superior arithmetical skills before the full House approves the caucus resolution"
December 4, 1974
"It was a good marriage until they started discussing the household budget"
August 20, 1974
"It looks like discrimination is alive and sick in congressional hiring practices"
August 19, 1974
"...If this doesn't work out, we'll give you a sword"
July 19, 1974
"The moment of truth arrives, senor...by the way, what's your blood type?"
"Patient's rights"
