"Uncle Sam pointing to guy and dog"
"I've developed this plan to deal with the Soviets"
Nuclear weapons
"We'll be the first in our neighborhood"
"He says our chimney should perform nicely now if we remember not to build any fires"
"We got this recipe in exchange for it, but it calls for a lot of wheat"
"It followed me home, can it keep me?
"USA"
"If U.S. trade barriers fell in Cuba"
"Red Army HDQS"
"Maybe I should try diplomacy in Haiti and sanctions in North Korea"
"Then I said I can't be the world's policeman... then somebody said "Nobody asked you to be the worlds policeman."
" We appreciate your up-to-the-minute coverage, Walter- but could you move a bit to one side?"
"We have an update on the arm controls talks with the soviets"
"Some Texans are upset about a fence on the Mexican border"
"We got it made, Fidel"
"You've exceeded the limit of our patience"
"Well, the Americans have messed up again"
"This summit update just in from Russia"
"Will not excuse you from taking lawful orders"
"Little Elian being removed"
"The good news is that the Soviets have stopped"
"Haitian soldiers were shooting at us so we built a boat and set out for the US"
"US owes the UN 1,000,000,000.00"