February 21, 2002
"Welfare mom lawfully wedded to deadbeat dad"
January 24, 2001
Ashcroft
December 14, 1995
"Wedding of the waldholtzes"
August 5, 1994
"Elvis would turn over in his grave if he wasn't alive"
January 20, 1993
"Just inaugurated"
October 27, 1992
"Everything is under control, inspector perot, except for you"
June 26, 1986
"If there is anyone present who has reason to believe that this house and senate should not be joined together in tax revision, let him speak now or..."
April 1, 1984
"The nominees are Walter Mondale and Gary Hart - Reverend Jackson, May I have the envelope please?"
March 9, 1981
"It's a note from prime minister thatcher reminding U.S"
November 21, 1979
"As a matter of fact, she's their friendly neighborhood realtor crying about interest rates - she knows they won't be able to afford a house"
June 28, 1978
Congress and Tax Revolt marriage
November 1, 1975
"It appears he just can't stand to say goodbye"
Newlyweds
I'll be back as soon as I register to vote
"...But this isn't the kind of long term contract the White House warned us about getting into before phase II,Harvey!"
"First things first!"
Long term contract
"In sickness and in health, through advantageous international trade agreements and public relations, until political rights and separate residential areas do us parts"
"I thought you'd never ask"
"White house tape vault"
"First things first - I'll be back as soon as I register to vote"
