October 29, 1979
"How does this sound? I was minding my own business, walking along, when this thug comes along, sticks a gun in my ribs, hands me this bag, and runs ..."
October 11, 1979
"I just can't stand to give it to them straight any more…"
August 17, 1979
"Productivity - that's the key to economic recovery"
August 2, 1979
"Billions of dollars in canceled orders ... this can't go on…"
July 31, 1979
"I've asked Dr. Sigmund Fernfrum here to address the board on coping with feelings of guilt that may arise in assoication with obscence profits"
July 16, 1979
"You're cheating! That's unethical and disgusting!"
June 28, 1979
"Here's a late bulletin - power failure at the sauage plant"
May 9, 1979
"There ain't no horse that can't be rode"
December 15, 1978
"First let me show you some of our standard approaches..."
December 11, 1978
American Industry - Iran
December 7, 1978
Oil Glut
December 2, 1978
OPEC
September 15, 1978
"As I see it, it's technically feasible, but costly and not ready for commercial application"
July 27, 1978
"It would boggle his mind, if he had one"
July 3, 1978
"I've found a way to survive-she loves government regulations, and goat milk is good for the ulcers they give me"
February 14, 1978
"New board chairman"
February 1, 1978
Business meeting
December 7, 1976
"We've got Christmas trees to suit everybody right leaners, left leaners, middle of the roaders.."
April 28, 1976
"I've concluded that it's eyestrain an occupational hazard associated with reading the four thousand or so OSHA Safety and Health Regulations"
March 18, 1976
"I 'ave and idear, 'Arold, that it might speed up the process if you keep out of sight while we do the interviews"
March 2, 1976
"And possibly the most useful one of all, ' the money is under the table'"
February 19, 1976
"The rate pf exchange in italy? Well, if you're with Lockheed or the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), it's pretty darn fast"
February 26, 1975
"Now this may be your last opportunity to come up with the right answers before they repossess the blackboard"
December 17, 1974
"That's another one I'd love to have for my collection"
