December 31, 1979
"Well, this one fits right in with my behavioral pattern - I resolve not to pay over a dollar a gallon for gas in 1980"
December 26, 1979
"Well it's all yours, I regret to say that it comes without batteries"
December 24, 1979
"The FDA requires posting of this notice in a prominent place... warning... possible harmful ingredients"
December 21, 1979
"Meet John Milsapp, Jr. Author of the Childing Guidebook"
December 20, 1979
"Yesterday you said the U.S.A. was responsible for Iran's problems..."
December 19, 1979
"Remove the dust cover, chisel out the Z, and restore the H…"
December 18, 1979
"You mean I am no longer permitted to write my opinions here?"
December 17, 1979
"That concludes my remarks on the Iranian situation… now moving right along to our domestic economic problems"
December 14, 1979
The dollar supply is showing signs of depletion - we should push for deregulation of the US mint to give us incentive
December 13, 1979
"The white flag? It means we give up"
December 12, 1979
"We can begin the hostage trials, your honor - their court-appointed attorney has arrived"
December 11, 1979
"Actually, it's the supreme court..."
December 7, 1979
"Moslem population"
December 5, 1979
"Here's an option we may want to consider..."
December 4, 1979
"According to this table on minimum daily requirements, we need to work on our fruits and vegetables"
December 1, 1979
"I'm positive - always before, that was eat, and the sun came up over there"
November 29, 1979
"I wonder when Washington is going to wake up and make energy conservation mandatory?"
November 26, 1979
"And now coming out of the chute, with some debate as to the identity of the contestant..."
November 23, 1979
According to our charge card limits, it's only eight shopping dollars 'til Christmas"
November 22, 1979
"They're not biting - and we've invited all the neighbors - can you think of another entrée?"
November 21, 1979
"As a matter of fact, she's their friendly neighborhood realtor crying about interest rates - she knows they won't be able to afford a house"
"Actually, I'm a sophomore of Egyptian ancestry from Pocatello, Idaho..."
November 20, 1979
"Everybody should give up a little extra something to conserve energy"
November 19, 1979
"Notify the front desk the patient has been moved to the floor above"
