May 11, 1979
"O.K. - we agree to a free and fair debate on whether to light the F******* candle, or curse the darkness"
January 1, 1978
"Advancing civilization"
November 1, 1977
"There's no accounting for taste"
March 1, 1977
"Sure, I like Bison-but hasn't it occurred to you that it only takes care of one of the four basic food groups"
December 4, 1974
"It was a good marriage until they started discussing the household budget"