November 2, 1979
"For the last time - I'm not your mama"
April 30, 1979
"New Hampshire"
January 18, 1979
"We should bring in a bumper crop…. Right sign of the moon, fertile soil, tested seed ..."
November 10, 1978
"What's for dessert?"
March 1, 1977
"I never thought the day would come when we'd be pannin' for water"
June 1, 1976
"Evenin', Mr. Jimmy - me and George just took a notion to sharecrop with you… "
December 18, 1974
"He's giving it one last chance to turn into a Tennessee Walkin' Horse"
December 10, 1974
"That was some party - did you see the way ol' Bob Strauss pinned the tail on the donkey? And the neck, the head, the ears, the legs..."
September 25, 1974
"O.K. folks - the line forms to the right, the left - and, hopefully, mostly to the center"
November 9, 1972
"Does it hurt when you laugh?"
August 22, 1972
"How about a political prisoner exchange, McCloskey for Connally?"
"No more ballast - just bring me a shovel"