October 30, 1979
"Work for me? You bet! We'll have to be discreet ..."
April 24, 1979
"Don’t let us intimidate you- we're doing a study of feelings of job insecurity among bureaucrats who do funny government studies"
October 25, 1978
"I've rounded up a construction crew that can save us a bundle on this project"
September 22, 1978
"Henceforth, when hiring staff members, get the tallest ones you can find - we need to justify the sixteen foot ceilings in the new senate office building"
April 29, 1978
"You all have some great qualifications - education, experience, super references, and the prospect of the affirmative action I need to hang on to my job"
December 3, 1976
"Full time employment"
May 25, 1976
"Can't type, can't file, no business experience? In the light of recent developments we haven't been getting much call lately for girls with your particular qualifications"
March 21, 1975
"Perhaps we should both explore the employment possibilities right here"
December 31, 1974
"Twelve o'clock and who knows?"
December 9, 1974
"We're trying, congressman, but the prospects aren't good for finding you a Sagittarius-Capricorn on the cusp with blue eyes and superior arithmetical skills before the full House approves the caucus resolution"
December 6, 1974
"Good news, Ma, I found seasonal employment riding shotgun on a fruitcake truck"
September 27, 1974
"White-collar crime on increase"
August 20, 1974
"It looks like discrimination is alive and sick in congressional hiring practices"
August 13, 1974
"Everbody I had down for a letter of recommendation is applying for the job too"
"Class of '74 to tower - can you clear us for a happy landing?"
