March 14, 1979
"Islamic tradition"
December 1, 1978
"Maybe we should cool it with our allegations that ERA is a communist plot-I fear we're offending one of our supporters of records"
October 10, 1978
"Come on in - the water's fine"
September 18, 1978
"That's interesting. Do you have huff and puff insurance on your house?"
July 4, 1978
"It's very imposing, but you know it's hollow inside"
June 12, 1978
ERA and Illinois
May 22, 1978
"Short straw has to tell her that twenty two of the twenty six amendments to the constitution were ratified without a time limit"
February 13, 1978
"I'm afraid it's out of the question - they're in the public domain"
November 1, 1977
"Now let's try to pinpoint our differences"
"There's no accounting for taste"
April 1, 1977
"I should think you'd appreciate the way we always put you on a pedestal"
February 2, 1977
"Don’t go after those goodies daughter! That sword might fall back on you! You could fall and break a leg! It's awful Drafty down there! Full of boogers bears! Just come back up here and sit on your tuffet"
August 9, 1976
"The outrage of pay scales that discriminate on the basis of sex will of course not be tolerated by this August body - present company excepted -"
November 21, 1974
ERA
"Let's take it off to here this time - maybe that will bring it up to standard"