September 7, 1978
"It looks like our sportmanship lessons are going to be delayed - why don’t we sneak out for some fun - like 'kick-the-can'?"
January 1, 1978
"...Also, children should be seen but not heard - except for rooting for the cowboys"
October 8, 1976
"If you're fuzzy on the issue, why don't you just go sit in the end zone so we can get on with the kickoff"
February 10, 1975
"This is the easy part - now I gotta snap it"
January 1, 1975
"Now here's the triple option play I had in mind when the whistle blew"
December 13, 1974
"That pass is intended for you, Jerry"
October 24, 1974
"We'll let that be our little secret, Tex - that up 'til last Sunday the computer wasn't plugged in"
August 14, 1974
"Don't let him intimidate you - just take him out at the line of scrimmage"
July 19, 1974
"Come on, or you'll miss the fun and excitement of our arbitration"
January 28, 1974
"Say, Gerry, I thought they had retired that jersey"