May 5, 1978
"Come on in you guys-just choose your partners and start waltzing"
August 18, 1975
"We tie them on securely and then turn them loose- The results are spectacular"
July 3, 1975
"Inflation"
January 15, 1975
"Take heart! Chances are he'll take a smaller bite next time"
November 26, 1974
"What this country needs is a good 10 cents pound of sugar"
November 12, 1974
"You pay your money, and you take your choice"
November 6, 1974
"Sweets will not be among our just desserts until the price of sugar comes down"
October 29, 1974
"Of course we call a spade a spade...but we call a stagflation a lateral waffle"
October 10, 1974
"I've fixed a casserole for dinner, the kids are walking to school, and you are requested to prepare an inflation impact statement on your Tuesday night poker game"
September 9, 1974
"His track record makes you wonder how Mike arrived at these odds"
August 16, 1974
"With Phillippe Petit, it's an exhilarating art form - with us it's a way of life"
August 14, 1974
"Don't let him intimidate you - just take him out at the line of scrimmage"
March 18, 1974
"This summer, in deference to the gasoline situation, we've got some different mowing equipment"
January 3, 1974
"The suggestion here, for those of us feeling the pinch, is to plant a garden"
January 8, 1973
"Ralph Nader oughta make them recall 1972 - it had a bunch of defects"
November 10, 1972
"...Instead of a single bound, I wonder if the best two out of three..."